If you listen to hip-hop, and i'm assuming you do since this is a hip-hop site, then you've probably acknowledged at some point that similes (or what most rappers mistake for metaphors) are an indelible part of it's syntax. That said, here's a spot for your best 'like' and 'as' comparisons...and hopefully you guys make it dope like a bong load (yeah i know that was a weak example).
Guidelines:
- drop your best metaphors/similes
- 2 lines max (1-2 punch style), though one-liners are also acceptable