I can't believe I forgot about this battle lol. I think at the very least it deserves this nomination and some consideration, both brough some fire.
Originally Posted by Calefaction
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
I'm the underdog, my back's against the wall but I've overcame worse..
You'll never know what ^that's like cuz you're always pressed against it face first..
And you're from seattle? that must have you depressed if you be honest..
Since the sonics left town this fat fuck hasn't been able to leave sonics
Chickens mockin hens size ain't a pun when mentionin this prick..
So while this guido developed his fist pump, he shoulda made one intended for his dick..
You can say I fell off hard, fact is you ain't been a great one fam..
All I'd get from riding YOUR waves is covered in hair gel and spray on tan..
And that weed habits a lie, I bet you thought the gimmick was swell..
When actually this faggots so straight edge, he could slit his wrists with himself..
Its not just botony when I say you'll be put in the dirt for fuckin with me son..
I'll plant my foot so far up your ass.. you'll know why they say that I got a green thumb..
Got a penchant for leavin before the playoffs, so why they say this veterans sick??
I just hope the next time Hens fly the coupe, it's thru a guardrail, over the edge of a cliff..
This kid is gayer than gay its always dick when he gets laid..
His asshole seen more beads than the Saints victory parade..
I could take the win the easy way when I defeat this lame rap kid..
But if I really wanted to ruin your career, I'd take your knees away faggot..
You're their hero, so the fact that you're in denial is a shame and stupid b..
Cuz when I say you're goin down in flames, I mean, you're losin respect in the gay community
Put your dukes up dummy, I'm here to ruin your rep yo..
We can see who'd win by a show of hands, but yours would lose you the deaf vote..
In a shoot out, I'd kill 'em easy cuz I carry the bigger rocket..
You're tryin to remember where the trigger is but just can't.. quite.. put your finger on it..
I'm a virgo, cage fighting all the way to the top..
I know your sign, if you got in the octagon all you'd be sayin was STOP..
Ain't dropped fresh in a minute ock, but please try to compete..
And if you have to be watered down, atleast have a cinder block tied to your feet..
I got that hollywood style that makes me wanna bust on dude more..(nohomo)
Cuz any text scene with you in it winds up on the cutting room floor..
VS
holla,
You're already in demise. plus, I'm deadly with replies.
Ur punches were Livin on a Prayer, now they're on the streets, beggin God to die.
I cause death with pens, u ain't even in the same breath as Hens.
His strategy went from an 'intelligent race', to one in need of an Ethnic Cleanse.
As far as what I reccomend, run, cuz the killing just won't end.
For u to win'd take a 'monumental comeback' that rivals the rebuilding of stonehenge.
Ruhtard. If u raised your level, I'm purely disgusted.
The only 'extra gear' Cale has is the helmet he's gotta wear to be secure in the public.
Don't compete for hoes, I could hit it cleanly off a small glance.
Cuz Cale, if dick size represents opportunity, that means you got a small chance.
If he tries to hit on a chick, I'm willin to bet there's a struggle.
If there's 'Cale fornication' at his place, he's just got the Chili Peppers on shuffle.
We've had talks about history. yo, my badd for exposin' your biz.
He doesn't know about the 'forefathers', includin which one's supposed to be his.
His crew is his life, hopefully you & that trash retire.
Acts like a 'decorated soldier', cuz he's pinnin RB medals on his Clash attire.
He's got the drag desires, and I know that the feelin's are deep.
Frrreals, dude keeps his nuts 'Tucked In' enough to put 30,000 children to sleep.
Word, I'm smokin tufff. Call it one of the perks from work.
So, we BOTH got 'sticky fingers from buds', his is just after the circle jerk.
When he gets the crew combined, him & a few get nude and grind.
Cale treats anal sex like a General, cuz he'll NEVER leave any dude's behind.
Ur shit ain't as smooth as mine, & he's failin cuz he's scared.
He nicknamed his bedroom Area 51, cuz we all know Alien's in there.
Ur camp is through, I got titles that you can't pursue.
While your puttin up more 'ass text' than artists doin tramp stamp tattoo's.
You can act boss, but there wasn't an election for you.
& Alienate u so badly, I'm surprised him n' the rest didn't defect from the crew.
Ha, fake legend. I'm laughin through my screen at you cats.
Fuck you, the only 'ringlitre' here is the amount of blood they gotta clean off the mat..
pzzz
