Week 11 Mag - Uterus Pond

[Phalanx]

What is up, mother fuckers? Welcome to the Week 11 Mag: Uterus Pond Edition. Some fresh faces this week, some crazy math in the rankings, and a new champ. Congrats to @Kill Spree for Champing. You might not know how to count Wins/Losses, but we love you anyways.


.: Week 10 Recap

Champ MatchBag Mandela: 7-2 -VS- Kill Spree: 5-1

Solid battle. Bag went the more personal route, and Spree had the more technically sound bar. In the end, the score was 5-1 in favor of the challenger, and the league saw a familiar face raise the belt in victory.

Champ MatchKing Dee Bee 3-1 -VS- Robo Cop: 5-4

This wasn't quite the barn burner I was expecting. But that's not to say it was bad. Just felt like neither went for the jugular. In the end, KDB edges it 6-2 and moves onto face Spree next week.

Phalanx 4-0 -VS- Spectre1

Nothing to see here.

Blue Bayou: 5-3 -VS- Slayerr 4-2

Uterus Pond. Need I say more? Apparently Blue's bar was so bad, that Slayerr not only finds himself in the contender's match, but some how he improved to 5-1, Despite losing 3 of his last 4. Got to love Spree's math.

MV: 4-4 -VS- Mal Diction 1-3

This one was a mess. Wasnt big on either bar myself, but in the end, MV picked up the unanimous decision.

Knoxville: 2-5 -VS- Exalted: 5-3

Exalted picked up the NS win. Knox no showed for the 3rd time this season, despite being catered to in terms of match ups.

Mac 6-4 -VS- Thenextslimshady 0-0

Mac picked up a sloppy win. Neither was impressive here.



[B]Top 3 Punches of the Week[/B)

Fuckin Nerd!
Vs me just a nail in the coffin! You’ll die a lame
Such a fuckin Tool, Bag…the hammer coke off the hip & realign your frame

Taking this policeman's Jaw loose following last week when I gave Blue Pressure_
Rights and lefts Rocking Robe like my fist is resembling Hugh Hefner_

You buss ya load in ya lady, became a dad but choose text over that role on a daily,
You're Kill Spree in real life I know it's that way because you shot n left everyone else holding the baby

.: Week 10 Preview & Odds

Champ Match Kill Spree 5-1 -VS- King Dee Bee 4-1

Should be pretty dope. Spree 55/45


Contender's Match Phalanx 5-0 -VS- Slayer 4-3

Good luck, bro.

Mac 7-4 -VS- Exalted: 5-3

Could be the sleeper for BotW. Mac 60/40


Blue Bayou: 6-3 -VS- Glockamole 2-2

Shout outs to Blue for inspiring another mag title. That said, Im calling this a coin toss. 50/50

MV: 5-4 -VS- Bag Mandela 7-3

This should be dope. Expecting flames from both. Bag 60/40


Knoxville: 2-6 -VS- Blas 0-0

Blas will probally win by NS. Blas 75/25



Robocop 5-5 -VS- Thenextslimshady 0-1

Robocop should be able to coast through this. Robo 90/10.

Fresh 0-0 -VS- Mal Diction 1-4

The return of the legend. Unfortunately for fresh, he draws arguably the leagues toughest match up. Mal 80/20




.: Hashtag Hype

#AndNew
#SpreeCantCount
#NewChallengersHaveEntered
#UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm
#YallSleepingOnMal
#BlueBayouIsTheBenRothlisbergerOfWordplay
#KnoxHasMorNoShowsThanWins



@BagMandela @Kill Spree @RoboCop @King Dee Bee @EXalted @Blue Bayou @Slayerr. @mv @mal diction @spectre1 @KnoXville. @Mac. @thenextslimshady @Blas @Glockamole @Fresh

[mal diction]

long live the uterus pond

[Blue Bayou]

#UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm


Yessssssssssssss

[Glockamole]

Thank you for mag

[KnoXville.]

Dope mag. enjoyed the read good sir.

[Spree]

Assuming you fixed what ever numbers you needed?

[Phalanx]

Assuming you fixed what ever numbers you needed?

No. But I will.

[Bag Mandela]

Respect @Phalanx
I don't mind doing recaps & predictions for your battles btw

[mal diction]

#UterusPondCausedPandyMoanyUmm


Yessssssssssssss

lol

[Blas]

ty for the mag good sir