Rhyme Cypher

[Virbius]

Oh, so you propose a duel? I’m known to brawl and throw a stool like Logan Paul.
Yo, bro, your Skoda’s cool, but me I ride a stolen mule and only feed it motor fuel.
Since I think mink coats are cruel, I bought my girl a stoat cagoule.
She said she’d like a woven shawl, instead I made her overalls from stitched together rodents’ balls.
Hey, check out my slogan y’all... it’s, uh, ah fuck, I don’t recall.
I only used to go to school to overrule the protocols.
They banned me from the local mall, I went to Wallmart, chose a wall, and now the building’s prone to fall.

We can fight like Rome and Gaul,
Before you can even load the tool I’ll shank you with a broken awl.
If you’re cooking, it’s a bowl of gruel.
You should’ve never spoke at all, just yakking like you roam Nepal.
Yeah forget ‘bout Logan Paul, I still think Hulk Hogan’s cool.
I’m gonna r... oh, hold up...
Sorry fam, The Joker called, he said that you’re a total fool.
Mine audience is so enthralled, thy audience is most appalled, woe befall thee and thine odious scrawls, bitch, fuck outta here.

Next rhyme: beneficial

[Slashe]

In cypher's your talent's always been the issue
take pen & pencil and practice writing on the bench or fence who'll
be your only support so I wont pretend to diss you
but anyways it's the end, who'd miss you.
when your tossed a roll of endless tissues
to wipe off the tears no one would DM or hit you
or apologize on Tiktoc so the wristlock will bend and grip you
as the jaws of death grip tighter the hint will hit you
to understand no one identifies with men who snitch too
much on their relatives you'll finally comprehend your dentals
werent shifted so much the overbite will send you
back shoppin for discounted grills cuz girl's cringe to kiss you
& be like yuk when spinning the bottle. hope they don't get you
but know you know that breath mints weren't your only issue


Setup: Defiance

[Bag Mandela]

Experimental when I can dese guys it's a sweet science,
I met this German guy who liked to sieg heil n be violent so I gave his sister a cream pie while singing 3 lions,
I'll show you my arse in the street in defiance,
I'm big into mooning OG titan,
I've got a clean license, despite swerving at pedestrians as I speed by em to a chorus of police sirens cuz the school run is boring I need the thrills I seek heightened,
See me road raging and feel frightened, I'll punch my keys into your skull on your way to meet clients & have that jingle stuck in ya head like Green Giant's

Next Rhyme: Relapsing

[Virbius]

So many lies, shit, we shoulda brought Lee Mack in as a team captain.
This is nuts, going over heads like I’m teabagging.
So wavy my mini fridge’s got sea maps in.
Last Palm Sunday I was seen slapping a street chaplain.
I wood shoot, like a tree sapling.
Took a stand-up comedian and I kneecapped him.
Dug up a motherfucking corpse just to rematch him.
It’s overkill, yo for real, this like using Thor’s war hammer for swede mashing.
My true nature’s room shakers, keep gassing, got energy like I’m deep fracking.
I get intense for nothing. like free camping.
I’mma sever your lower spine and keep hacking;
Call the copse, I’ll leave your lumbar with a tree axe in.
You’re gonna get shot and cut like you’re screen acting.
I’ll keep weedmaxxing til my spleen packs in, dank hash and the charlie got me relapsing, that’s black and white, I got a little ‘stash that could beat Chaplin’s.

Ay, yo, I’mma keep rapping…
…
Sorry, I’m prone to brief napping, my memory’s got all these brief gaps in, like, one moment I’m lighting a pipe with some sweet crack in, the next second my basement’s got three police trapped in.

Next rhyme: predisposition

[Bag Mandela]

Gee whizzalism that was some sweet lyricism,
In tough times I've got a predisposition the weakest volition regardless of how much I believe in a vision all I see's quit the mission,
I was on trial for manslaughter, could've been into prison,
Killed a girl whilst my penis was stiffened cuz she didnt listen heeding the wisdom that my balls have the strength they
Releasing In fission and thus made the least slick decision to take a cumshot of the speediest jism,
Full of grief living stricken,
Beat when I'm awake cuz I don't sleep in a rhythm,
I've grown knowledgeable about faking me building wisdom,
The Royal family are leeching the system and my tax bill keeps feeding the kingdom,
I bought a panamera turbo S, obviously it's a given 8mpg's inefficient, plus I just had a service, "see list of things n we'll quickly fix em"
Saw the price, 10k, body heat quickly risen feeling is sickened, so for my holiday this year I'll revisit England

Next rhyme: millennial gray

[Virbius]

Yo, bro that was an impressive display
of writing some stuff that’s incredibly gay.
You invite the guys round for some genital play and gentle ballet.
And that ain’t a homophobic message conveyed, I don’t give a shit if he’s a them or a they or if Bags and my dad have a wedding today.
Yeah I ain’t need to pause, just some weapons to spray and I’ll be holding ‘em up like a lengthy delay.
I’m putting down Bags like I’m set for a stay.

God tier since I got here, someone tell Jesus he’d better obey and never betray, there’ll be hell or goddamn heaven to pay coz I could even convince the devil to pray.
Forget a plaque, better to say they should get me a crown like it’s dental decay.
I’m moving medical grade fentanyl spray, and I’m doing that shit the Mexican way, forget the day of the dead, I’ll be dead in a day.

I’mma break in your place, take your rent and the rest of your pay, the cassettes that you play and the bed where you lay and your veggie buffet and your lemon soufflé and your pets that were stray and your lesbian bae and a whole bunch of stuff I’m forgetting to say,
I’ll literally burgle your house, pick it up brick by brick then I’m getting away.
Yeah I’ll go with everything. like millennial grey.

Next rhyme: pagan rites

[Bag Mandela]

Ohhh shit, Virb dropped another page of lines for these wack MCs to plagiarise,
I'm curious as every cat that gave their lives,
About the origin of your name combined with "pagan rites",
Ancient greco-roman related vibes,
Big up the classical age iiiinside,
If I knew more about it I'd get major hyped,
But my history knowledge extends to what I ate tonight,
Probs due to the amount of wasted time as an addict centred around base in life,
Shouts Wikipedia, that was an aided plight,
If my mates decide that they'll invite me to see their newborn babies like I gave a shite,
I start the conversation by asking how hard to shake em if I make em cry,
It's shortly after that we say goodbye and don't speak until someone with whom we're both acquainted dies,
Ahh the sweet relief manipulation, lies, and hate provides is my shade from the blazing bright rays of light that strain the fight against a normal behaviour type,
I just wanna chase a high n give ladies pipe,
I fucked Jenna at the weekend she was crazy tight,
Day after I was in Jenna's sis like Canaanites

Next Rhyme: strongly biased