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    Lightbulb LMAO TUBESOCKS SHAKUR aka DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL COSBY COPS THEM EXCLUSIVE GUANTANAMO BAY AIRFORCES + EXPOSES WHY IKEA IS A TOTAL SHAM IF YOUR CARPENTRY SKILLS ON POINT (ROAST OF NARVELL)



    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

    LIFE LESSON #1: PLEASE REMEMBER TO ALWAYS TIP YOUR BARBER GUYS

    I CANT EVEN TELL YOU WHAT IN THE THIRD WORLD IS HAPPENING HERE BUT HE GOT THAT QUANTUM MECHANIC SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM HAIRLINE

    WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT BEGINS, OR HOW IT ENDS, BUT SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT SPACE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS COMPLETELY BREAK DOWN AND RENDER ALL CURRENT METHODS OF THINKING IRRELEVANT

    EAR TO NOSE RATIO ON 1: 9999 TOO

    IF NARVELL HELD A SEA-SHELL UP TO HIS EAR, INSTEAD OF GENTLE WAVES CRASHING AGAINST ROCKS ALL HE WOULD HEAR IS “WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR YOU DUSTY OLD BROKE FAGGOT? PUT ME DOWN. IMMEDIATELY” ROFLZZZ

    NOSE SHAPED LIKE THE VACUUM CLEANER HIS FUCKING FEATURELESS ROOM HAS NEVER REQUIRED ONCE



    LOOKING LIKE FLOYD MAYNEVER AHAHAHAHAHAHA



    I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BASEBALL CARDS TO BE REAL, BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT THOSE FLORAL BEDSHEETS HAVEN’T SEEN ANY ACTION OUTSIDE OF THE LOCAL LAUNDROMAT



    NARVELL KEEPS A COIN ON A STRING AROUND HIS NECK THAT HE’S PERFECTED THE TECHNIQUE OF INSERTING TO JUST THE RIGHT DEPTH TO FOOL THE MECHANISM BEFORE RETRIEVING IT TO SAVE HIMSELF A WHOLE DOLLAR EACH TIME HE VISITS

    SPENDS THE DOLLAR ON POINTLESS BASEBALL CARDS NOONE EVEN COLLECTS ANYMORE SINCE NFT’S BECAME A THING

    NARVELLS OWNS A PRISTINE GRADED BILLY BEAN BASEBALL CARD YET HE’S THE ONE WHO’S THE GRADE A FAGGOT AHAHAHAHIFIRBROFJFMABAZZZZ

    GOLD TEETH STUNTING SELFIE FOR INSTAGRAM, YET CANT AFFORD HIS OWN WASHING MACHINE. GROWN MAN LOGIC.



    WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT BARBED WIRE RIDDLED WARZONE YOU’RE IN AND WHY ARE YOU REMOVING YOUR GUANTANAMO BAY AF1’S TO TAKE A PHOTO FOR EXACTLY? ROFLZZZ

    LOOKS LIKE WHOEVER RINGED THAT BARBED WIRE FENCE ALSO MOONLIGHTS PART TIME AS YOUR LOCAL BARBER

    CANT TELL WHO LESS STRAIGHT, BILLY BEAN OR THIS FUCKING RETARDS UGLY SHAPE UP



    FOUND A DISCARDED SHOE ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAUDRY DAY AND SOLD IT FOR TWENTY BILLION ZIMBABWEAN DOLLARS

    IN REAL MONEY THAT EQUATES TO THE SAME AS HIS SPOTIFY REVENUE STREAM



    BUILT HIS OWN DESK TO COUNT HIS EARNINGS ON



    IMAGINE BEING ONLINE IN 2023 BROWSING FROM THIS AMAZING HOME BUILT WOODEN TABLE SETUP ROFLZZZZ


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    I hope he is wified up because those blankets are hella gay.

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    Re: LMAO TUBESOCKS SHAKUR aka DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL COSBY COPS THEM EXCLUSIVE GUANTANAMO BAY AIRFORCES + EXPOSES WHY IKEA IS A TOTAL SHAM IF YOUR CARPENTRY SKILLS ON POINT (ROAST OF NARVELL)

    why is there random toilet paper there in the background.

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    roflz @ floyd maynever

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    Narvell bout to body every person in this motherfu . . . . is that an air mattress?

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    Re: LMAO TUBESOCKS SHAKUR aka DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL COSBY COPS THEM EXCLUSIVE GUANTANAMO BAY AIRFORCES + EXPOSES WHY IKEA IS A TOTAL SHAM IF YOUR CARPENTRY SKILLS ON POINT (ROAST OF NARVELL)

    OK so narvell and Lenox work at the laundromat together

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    Re: LMAO TUBESOCKS SHAKUR aka DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL COSBY COPS THEM EXCLUSIVE GUANTANAMO BAY AIRFORCES + EXPOSES WHY IKEA IS A TOTAL SHAM IF YOUR CARPENTRY SKILLS ON POINT (ROAST OF NARVELL)

    narvell is rb's supa hot fiya

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    Lmao shruggsy bogues

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    Dead at the barbwire security fence. Dude look like he wrote an sos message on that twenty billion dollar bill, stuffed it inside his shoe, threw it over the fence, watched it fall like mana from heaven, then dikembe mutombo jumped up and blocked it and the shoe hit him in the head and fucked his hair up.

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    Classic Lars, create a username and pretend to be an actual person then create a roast thread pretending that it’s an actual person


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    I would have got Zunto too but he wouldn’t have even cared lmfao plus I ended his career anyway
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    LIFE LESSON #1: PLEASE REMEMBER TO ALWAYS TIP YOUR BARBER GUYS

    I CANT EVEN TELL YOU WHAT IN THE THIRD WORLD IS HAPPENING HERE BUT HE GOT THAT QUANTUM MECHANIC SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM HAIRLINE

    WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT BEGINS, OR HOW IT ENDS, BUT SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT SPACE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS COMPLETELY BREAK DOWN AND RENDER ALL CURRENT METHODS OF THINKING IRRELEVANT


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    I'll grip the burner, act tough for your folks I'll commit the murders
    Open your mouth & it's BUCK! Ya parents get wings too, that's Timmy Turner

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    Bump since @Narvell finally discovered how to find his way to this forum

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