WK28 CONTENDER: Slayerr (6-10) vs Unfukwitable (1-0) (UNFUK WINS)

[miracle]

Regular Battle
Punches due NO DUE DATES
Voting ends on NO DUE DATES

Rebuttal Option

both competitors must agree to it at time of check-in
format is A, B, B, A (A posts first, B drops next, B posts follow-up, A drops final bar)

You have 24hrs from when battle was set to agree on rebuttal battle


You know the rules, if not, refer to the rule thread.

first to 4 wins
3-0 is a KO

@Unfukwitable
@Slayerr.

[Unfukwitable]

Check in

[Slayerr.]

U can’t beat me ur too green, need to elevate n become funny
Coz ur so wet behind the ears you’d give trump a run for his money

[Unfukwitable]

Ima end ya Family tree when the lead smoke, Inf beam & scope,
Have the name ‘Sleigh ringin bells’ when I cut the Root-Off with a Red Nose

[Lady Poet]

I thought Slayer fun to read
Trump line is funny
rhyme well

I thought punchline entertaining ending creative Unfunkwitable

Vote-Unfukwithable

[Meks.]

both did decent here - unfuck had a good flip on the Sleigh wordplay - and connecting infared to the nose ending

slay had a good current punch - it connected well -

tough call - one a little more basic than the other but it read cleaner, but both landed....

v/ unfuck - the complaexity was good and everything tied together better - root off and family tree connection was what did it for me. Most creative use of 'Sleigh' that i have seen.

[Bag Mandela]

I read Meks & thought "yeah that's alright", wasn't super hard but funny & relevant.

Fukwit's bar is a super duper reach in my British accent (say root-off like a GoT character you'll see) but when I imagine an American saying it I deffo think it's got an edge over Meks.

Vote Fukwit

[Virbius]

I liked Slayerr’s, it was the best bar I’ve heard on the Trump assassination thingie. The ‘wet behind the ears’ wordplay was quite a creative way to go with it IMO.

Unfuk… root-off / rudolph? No, just no. Unacceptable.
The Slay / Sleigh homophone’s already kinda tired so it needs a particularly good payoff to make it work well, and this ain’t it chief.

Vote- Slayerr

[FaQEyeReddit]

Slayer was dope really funny unfuk was actually a pretty dope technical bar. I like the wordplay so much I’m gonna vote unfuk
Vunfuk

[KnoXville.]

Slayer was dope smooth execution
Unfuck was dope also didn’t seemed forced I liked the punch also
Vote - Unfuck in a close one

[Slayerr.]

I had to Google root and Rudolph in an American pronounciation And it was actually dope. Wp

[MV]

v/unfuck

super close. i liked the current event bar i think the only thing that i could scrutinize was the set up. i liked Un's set up a bit more.

[miracle]

UNFUK WINS