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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    You refer to yourself as "Daddy" readily. In a tone I would call "fag suggestively", you executed a ploy to camp-aggressively let FaQ know you're attracted sexually, he's chasing clout so you'll bang eventually and you can be whatever you think "daddy"s meant to be, creating damage rectally playing batty jeopardy.
    That aside, logic states it's accepted generally that people undertaking tasks intentionally specifically for clout do so acting selfishly & lack integrity, meaning your life experience has essentially been a feeling of paradoxical class sincerity.

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    u proof read? ur shits all clustered together, it comes off careless.
    Ur text Made such a great wall, it even has the Chinese government feeling embarrassed
    Im a vet with medals of valor in text, my win streaks accentuated.
    Only when using "marks" and *symbols* for wordplay is ur "writing considered decorated" =-)

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    Black Pegasus you aint even half jack Skellington, your bars are as shaky as gelatin
    and your game is more washed than bill Belichicks.
    Did you forget about the minimum,
    I would too if my body just got rolled up into a rug from your living room.
    Your stature might make you want to reply,
    but that's just the instinctive nature you have telling you to re write.
    But to me you aint a bitch, you're more like a little kid speaking in illiterate lisps that are barely multisyllabic.
    You're still talking about pickle ricks instead of limericks wearing a sailor boy outfit you go to dinner in.
    But you might just be to primitive to even consider this cliches will be your bitter end.
    You aint good enough to invoke images, at-least you still know what your limit is.
    I picture your bottom lip quivering while muttering gibberish incorrect meter telling me you cannot deliver them.
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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    That's a fascinating avatar, I'm a sucker for art,
    You can really see the creator cutting the card before putting his heart in getting fucked in the arse before pushing free the marbled muddle of cum & a shart,
    intriguing texture, how it looks runny in parts but also crusty and hard.
    Alas, I too found bragging of text battles amusing,
    If he'd had a couple rap battles I would salute it,
    We give props to male porn stars, we'd love the chance to do it,
    But that seems like claiming accolades for wanking to it,

    A medal of valour for rhyming words a lot,
    my minds whirring at the mere emergence of the thought of the suffering, hurt & loss you must have endured in getting those verses dropped.
    I shall too strive to earn this spot, then I'll keep it with my distinguished service cross i was served because I'm an otherworldly god at jerking off

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    This Bags guy fuckin' loves dildos when he cant get dick
    Fat women ask you for fashion tips because you have birthing hips.

    You don't leave your apartment unless you're covered in lavender and daisys
    You and another guy mating will never create babies.

    You often strain your wrist when you try and pick up your purse
    When your high heels mismatch, you stomp pout and curse.

    You're a g at jerking off when the dick isn't yours
    stealing the clients is how you're tricking the whores

    You suck cock for a ride and walk back to your building
    You batter a guys twinkie just to get to the filling.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    You got on the bus, sat next to a babe,
    And told your friends you went on a date,
    I imagine most others incels'll relate,
    You'll go from a face on an egg to having egg on ya face,

    Your testicles have to ache,
    You lack the muscle mass to make your hand grip tight enough to masturbate,
    I'll bake you a carrot cake with ingredients from a wanking ape,

    That there is a fact mister, I'm a nan fister and yours is slack with a black blister, I'll shave my pubes & glue em to your cats whiskers,

    I'll French kiss your aging dog and make ya watch, you'll be erect for hours or days if not, but won't be able shake it off,
    Like a long-term smoking related cough,

    Your burnt out like a carbonised meal,
    You're waiting for emotional scars to try heal,
    You must favour the cuntish, thats harsh but quite real,
    Cuz everyone you like is always far from ideal

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    Quote Originally Posted by Bag Mandela View Post
    testicles are bags of fun on a man to deal. Yummie!
    Your currency is dill dough, you like when the pickles stack
    You clearly get the euphemism, you like the gift above the sack.

    You get emotionally scarred when men sexually reject you.
    You just want his nut, you dont care if he loves or respects you.

    Your teddy bear has a two foot attached dildo, it's well worn
    Thine buttocks pull mens pubes until they're torn
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    You think I've wanked off a couple of guys?
    Pshhh yeah, hundreds of times,
    I've suffered injuries from cum as it flies,
    That's all to say I'm used to busting at eyes,

    I'll put my dick in your ass with confidence,
    And you will understand its prominence,
    I'll nut, after you'll have to wash it n it's not gay if done to establish dominance,

    I'm sure that ya great, I'll take you to walk in a place full of picturesque glory & grace, pull a fork from my waist and swing forcefully breaking your orbital plate, then of course begin rape,

    I hope the way I describes effective,
    I'm explaining in detail what my minds projecting,
    So apologies if the details are quite aggressive,
    But to show you this view, gotta give Eye-some-metrics

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    Quote Originally Posted by Bag Mandela View Post
    You think I've wanked off a couple hordes of guys?
    Pshhh yeah, hundreds of thousands of times,
    I've suffered orgasms from cum as it flies,
    That's all to say I'm used to nut in the butt but sometimes the eyes,

    I'll put the dicks in my ass with confidence,
    And you will understand its prominence,
    I'll nut, after you'll probably not want to know if done to establish providence,

    I'm sure that ya great, I'll take you to walk in a place full of picturesque glory & grace, pull a fork from the purse by my waist and pick gently from my salad plate, then of course ask men to take me on dates,

    I hope the way I describes effective,
    I'm explaining in detail what my minds projecting,
    So apologies if the details are quite aggressive,
    But to show you this view, gotta give Eye-some-metrics
    I lost brain cells reading this, but I couldn't afford to.
    They call you a wingman... the way you escort dudes.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    Editing bars isn't witty n clever,
    Write you're own as a creativity measure,
    You're like a shit DJ, a gimpier Guetta,
    Remixing shit but everytime the originals better,

    Go on lad, ya show got slack,
    You got bummed, can't get the shape of ya colon back,
    Been walked through by more men than than the local flat,
    Ya mums hoing at when she's low on crack,

    I could say something weak as ya arms,
    Like "the only time Eyes heavy is reading his bars",
    You probs believe that it's hard, it makes me feel like a tard n want to hang myself from a roof beam with a scarf,

    Could improve with the kind of statement,
    Like "despite being a loner, there's no eyes-elation",
    Stinks a bit but only mildly fragrant,
    I'll get to the point I'm growing quite impatient

    I wish you the best, we clash n check out,
    Won't hear on the radio-eyes-a-topic, no one reactor melt down

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    Quote Originally Posted by Bag Mandela View Post
    Editing bars is very witty n clever,
    Write your own as a creativity measure,
    You're like a shit DJ, a manlier Guetta,
    Remixing shit but everytime the originals better,

    Go on lad, ya show your shaft and the sack,
    I got bummed, can't get the structure of my colon back,
    Had more men inside me than the home of the Arizona Diamonbacks,
    Mothers worldwide cry that I take the cream in my crack,

    I could say something limp as the wrists on my arms,
    Like "the only time Eyes heavy is when I'm lisping my bars",
    I like penis when its hard, it makes me feel like a tard n want to drown myself in a pool filled with ooze from some nards,

    Could improve with the kind of statement,
    Like "when I see a boner there's no eyes-elation",
    Stinks a bit but its deliciously fragrant,
    I'll get to the point I'm growing quite impatient

    I wish you the best, I wish our wee wees would clash n check out,
    Won't hear on the radio-eyes-a-topic, no one reactor melt down
    Stop talking about dude on dude here, go back to your diary.
    Even if you didn't just want my dick, you still would admire me.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    You sent me a PM, far as I’m concerned mate, that’s first base,
    Where do we go now? Flirt? Date?
    We could skip to when I make your ass burn, ache,
    Sausage so long it’ll cause your liver-worse pain,

    Worse pain than hepatitis when I get inside ya,
    Develop kinda symptoms recognised as similar to meningitis,
    Struggles for freedom – you won’t win-dose like ya getting linus,
    Terrorising fuck that’s what sex with Eyes-is,

    These are some of the weirdest rhymes, facts,
    Bend you over force my penis like that,
    After a while EyeDeal’ll try tap,
    And he’ll be furious when he cums, when Egg-reaches climax

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    There's penis in your butt so you got head up your ass.
    In regards to giving brains, you're leading the class.

    You got mens nuggets clapping on your nuggets from behind
    When the dude finishes you moan "rewind, rewind"
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    Is that last line true? About rewinding it? Yeah,
    But you won't tell me your age & I find it unfair,
    I'm more than slightly prepared to get violent I swear,
    I'll run up in your mums motor home hyper aware & hit her spine with a chair while she's drying her hair,

    Trust me I'll have ya mum lugubrious,
    When I bare my ass she'll be furious,
    Doubting I'll do it that's dubious,
    That bitch will get more moons than jupiter

    Embarrassed by your age? Not a strength or desire,
    Mine could end up being higher,
    I'm already retired,
    I probs just seem young cuz I'm incredibly wired,
    So old I'm turning religious but I never was prior,

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    Re: Diss The Bitch Above You Cypher

    Nuts clap your nuts, you store the results in your butt.
    Your mascara is running from tears because a dude didn't call you a slut.
    What is high- My battle loss record & my blood pressure.
    What's not high- my win record or me.

    Enjoy the rest of your day.

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