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    Re: Set-up and punch cypher

    Yeah I once had to punch a dolphin,
    Well actually it was Ariel; my brother’s girlfriend..
    She had a nice blow hole and love handles I loved to call fins..
    She was a cheating freak full of loads and endorphins..
    But when she got preggo we had to do an at home abortion..
    I just aimed my fist for that “unda da sea” section part lower portion..
    had her squirting choking poor baby, that was her under water coffin..
    she rolled over and roe’d me, but she wade less under water forces
    musta thought my skinny ass was gonna run for office..


    Next setup : second coming
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    Re: Set-up and punch cypher

    Should I talk about the second coming of christ? Well I'd1 better,
    In terms of comebacks it'd be the least eventful ever,
    "Jesus is back", "yeah and so are Helen Keller, pat stay, pumpkin head n bender"
    Everyone would be such a second guesser he'd spend forever doing magic-offs with Penn & Teller,

    The alternate subject that captured my imagination,
    Was my several-second cumming talent via masturbation,
    Known as danger wanking, cry ya family's names n,
    Before they open the door achieve rapid-time ejaculation

    Next set up: In ear shot

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