RW WK2: TheShaman vs daveDILLY

[Bag Mandela]

Wk2: Gay Bars Battle

Bars due Thursday 24th

Public voting closes Saturday 26th

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Overall public vote = 1 vote

MV’s vote = 1 vote

Bags vote = 1 vote

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This themed round requires that you disrespect your opponent from a homosexual point of view. As a basic example:



You cheated with my boyfriend, he said your cock is puny, half of mine,

When he jerked you off he had to use the illuminati sign




Some of you may feel uncomfortable, some of you may relish the challenge & some of you have been on a spree of writing like mighty morphin faggot rangers for years so this should come naturally to you.

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Posting explanations / references below your bars is strongly recommended.

Rebuttals, late drops & no shows are an instant loss.

(1 x 24hr extension per person for the whole event)

@TheShaman @daveDILLY

[daveDILLY]

lmao yall trippen
gay bars?

[TheShaman]

Dave, I'm too deep for you. Unbelievable like Biggie. And DP's the bassline.
Just embrace your fate: Amor Fati. Like Nietzsche said in The Gay Science.
And feel the steel on your cheek when you face this MF like it's Doom.
Your whole shattered to pieces when you get the Dick like it's Ahab's harpoon.

When I fuck this guy, I must be bi, cuz I like being inside a pussy.
It ain't black and white like I Love Lucy when I put a finger to his lips like a silent movie.
I'm a ghost from his past like Pat Stay talking bout Aye Verb's babysitter.
They call him Dave, but IRL he gets Dicks like his name is Richard.

I said Dave Dilly...... He's spilling oil like he's tryna save Willy.
But his asshole still looks like "Mickey Rourke's character Marve in Sin City"
In other words, he's feminine like Marcel Proust with his silver moon.
So after they tea bag him and fill him with milk he get's the little spoon.