***RW $100 End of tourney cypher***

[Jack Hallows]

Knox is back n he’s actually black so ur stale with ur infatuation it’s embarrassing
And he’s factually that much doper than you that u pale in comparison

Knox is.. not black. hence the alias @R!canTheoryz
the fact you can’t differentiate between hispanic & negroid proves you be tweakin, clearly.
Shammy said some Trump/Vance shit.. elected to suck through democratic process
meanwhile this special needs guy’ll be in a “reeee” pub lickin all the dirty glasses spotless…


references:
“reeee” pub lickin - republican. also, “reeee” is a derogatory name for retards.

[TheShaman]

Knox is back n he’s actually black so ur stale with ur infatuation it’s embarrassing
And he’s factually that much doper than you that u pale in comparison

I'm in a fast rental while you're pouring hot tea from your gran's kettle.
When I whip Slayer with the steel strings it's the only way he'll feel thrash metal.
So now he sings with a heavy growl like he's mixing up his subgenres.
Cuz he's on the brink of death. That's why he's still single like his entendres.

aight bet. i’m being ambushed from all sides. it’s on guys.
when the Revolving Judge starts its rotation, it’s guaranteed to make you “All Rise”
two goofier small fries couldn’t’ve joined up to incite my ire
it’s the Sham Slayers from Scream tryna play knife survivor with Micheal Myers


references:
1.) American courts have revolving judges that rotate posts. The Judge is also the name of a sexy ass revolver that is notorious for giving gun fanatics a hard on. no diddy. “All Rise” is also what a court officer says when the judge presents themselves.
2.) the Scream flick from the 90’s had two niggas pretending to be the same killer & they both ended up dying lmao.

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nigga u must’ve missed the memo. i’m retired, living lavishly
heard you been living in Vance/vans since ur landlord Trumped your lease & kicked ur ass to streets
mentionin my moms’ll get you dog walked, leashed & beat with the stick
cuz you think you a Great Dane but everyone else just thinks you a bitch

If you think that Sham is goofy it's just an act like Doofy from Scary Movie.
I'll take off the mask and Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat. If you take off your hat it's Ratatoullie.
So fuck what Hallow ween. He loves Palpatine. It's all fascists in this nerd's caucus.
No Diddy? Nah.. Blowing off Clarence Thomas is the only way you'll serve justice.

[Jack Hallows]

fucking funny you’d mention “rat-a-tatting” in battle as a flex my G, when we know it ain’t cuz you letting the Wesson squeeze
in fact “rat-a-tattling” is exactly what you’d do soon as the cops begin their questioning
i see you niggas like wrestling, but would absolutely run from a real fight
typa simp that would spend a whole check on OnlyFans.. cuz this John never Cena pussy in real life…


*a John is terminology for men who indulge in prostitution.

[TheShaman]

Jack, you should censor yourself more, like Black Eyed Peas with Let's Get It Started.
Cuz mentioning wrestling ain't the way to go to show that Americans ain't retarded.
You rhymed flex my G with Wesson squeeze with questioning. That's Precious like Sidibe.
I guess that your hearing aid is like the U.S. credit rating: It just lost it's triple A.

[Jack Hallows]

nigga you know more about my culture than i do. yur consumption’s pure substance abuse
… Americans ARE retarded. from birth it’s GMO garbage.. but what’s YOUR fucking excuse???
we have different accents b, just trust i pronounce things phonetically
if you pulled that penis outta ur mouth, maybe you’d also be able to announce speech legibly