WK1: Slayerr. vs All Seeing Eye

[Bag Mandela]

WK1

Punches due: Tuesday 19th August

Voting ends: Friday 22nd August

You know the rules, if not, refer to the rule thread.


@Slayerr.
@All Seeing Eye

[All Seeing Eye]

This guy only "slays" during karaoke expositions, nobody wants to listen.
The last two r's on the name of this little kitten? It stands for Rongly Ritten.

[Bag Mandela]

Slayer is trying to access the site but he used all his data watching porn on an mcat sesh so just waiting fir him to get a top up

[Slayerr.]

You ain’t at all a rapper, ur a pest I tell ya this leagues full of killers ur abandoned to doom
So when I take ur jaw n paint the wall with egg shell - that’s the only way you can hang in this room

[Blas]

damn nobody wants to listen? good thing this shit is text eh

vs

solid nameplay and connection

v/ slayerrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Lady Poet]

ASE punchline is nice to me
Slay rhyming words slayed the whole thing
I felt like his punch connect better


Vote Slay

[Bag Mandela]

Got to give the Egg credit for consistently having a unique approach, just the idea of someone thinking they've slayed a karaoke exposition is joke. I like the thought behind rongly ritten too.
Slayerr. saying "Ur a pest I tell ya" cracked me up, the punch was nice too, could maybe nitpick about whether paint "hangs" but it landed nicely.
The separation for me was Eggs punch had a bit of a "privately educated kid nudging his sidekick as he delivers it" vibe and Slays had that brash table-flipping energy to see it through. The bus fare bar stays undefeated but Slay took this one.

Vote Slayerr.

[FaQEyeReddit]

Yo egg that rongly ritten lowkey funny tho..

But slaying had the better bar in this battle